Records Department: Agent 's after mission's report. File#116484463888365702

Wednesday, November 29, 2006
So now I'm the Director of SHIELD
I'm still not sure what parts of The Civil War ,was my idea , or the villains . Doesn't matter the only people that trust me are the ones who were on my side. Couldn't these people see I was trying to help them . Well I was until I was mind controlled .

I'm pretty sure the brainwashing Magdelena part wasn't my idea. Not sure about the cloning Thor part. Well the past is the past. Though I will one day get even with The Henchman one of these days.

Now I've been working on this New idea Mirai has come up with one of licensing. ( Bye the way can never thank you enough Mirai.) Because I know The wolves are at the door so to speak. Next incident will bring the Registration Act up again, or a complete ban on superheroes.

That's why we need to train the heroes , and if they won't be they may need to be put in prison . Though Mirai doesn't like that idea, thinks that may begin another Civil War. I would like to avoid that.

At least I have a distraction. Agent Son Goten brought the TX robot in . I created a ray that keeps her in her cocoon. also scans her I have a pretty good idea of her inner workings now. Though her having human brain parts was surprising.

I've already came up with a few designs that may counter act her transformation abilities. Of course as soon as I get this job , Nick Fury gets cleared, and is vying for the position again. I'll Be happy to go back to Stark Industries , and the Iron Man armor, as soon as I 'm done with the work I have to do here.

And whoever 's against me well that's going to be their problem not mine.



Records Department: Agent 's after mission's report. File#116441203123691416

Friday, November 24, 2006
Alright TX now ya wanna play?
TX has been messing with my dreams. Luckily I learned a few trick in my time. But I pretended I was broken by her.

She, um "it" Came and broke me outta this nut house . I know the local Aren't going to like, But hey this is my neck on the line, not theirs. I notice as we escape all the boys in blue being thrown around by puppets.

So she brought along Magneto. Perfect. Two for one. When we get out side, And far enough away, It's time,e for the plan to be enacted. A greenish laser beam hits the pink wearing supervillian from behind.

" My Magneto!" Screams the tinker toy. While she's distracted I attach a device to her shoulder, it transmits a virus in her system.

A Voice rings out from the sky. " Strategic Hazard International Espionage Logistics Directorate proudly presents Hailing from Japan SOOOOOOON GOOOOOOOOOTEN!"
Looks like Goten's been drinking Red Bull again." And if your not down with that I've two words for ya!" he continues " Suck it!"

I laugh. " Believe me boy, you don't want that the robot 's not very good at it."

He snickers in response. " Yeah I got Fillet Minyon watin' for me at home, No reason to be messing around with Hamburger."

The robot was seemed insulted It shakily tried to skewer him He kicks, her away, and transforms.

" I chomp on my Cigar. " Ok kid You want to prove your self a valuable agent? Quit playing around and focus beating that tin can."

" Yes sir!" He says aloud But mumbles " just like Vegeta,no fun." under his breathe.

TX turns into something. But she's very stun steady on her feet, and Son Goten takes advantage. Looks like the kid's dad has been working with him He's more sure of himself, just as long as he doesn't get cocky this could be go pretty well.

I turn around on Mags trying to use his powers to pick up a truck. " Not going to work there son. Your Powers are gone. It's The Capsule Corp Power sapping ray. If you want though You can give up nice, and Quiet, or we'll throw down. Though I'm not going easy on you."

" Bah ! You'd have no chance if I had my powers human, Fine I'll play your little homo sapien game. "

He takes off his cape, and helmet. Then throws a mean right at my jaw. " First one's always free pal, the next one will cost you."

Of course this pisses off pinkie , and he throws another hay maker, that I block then he takes my left in his gut. " Now Erik I'm gonna give you a boxing lesson. Jab jab right hook. Jab, Upper cut."

He falls his lip bleeding. I drag him up and he throws dirt in my good eye. He peppers me with lefts, and rights, into my ribs. I elbow him in the abdomen. My eye tears up.

In a few seconds I can see but double, great my depth perception's already gone. I'm seeing three Maggies Well don't matter I'll just hit the Mageneto that's hitting me. "

"You thought you would defeat me throwback?" Erik brags. " This just goes to show Mutants are superior in evreyarrrgh!"

While he was busy boasting I punched him in the family jewels mutant or not that smarts. I landed a few shots in his nose and face, while he's trying to standup. His eye his left eye was swelling, and his nose was swelling.

He tries to get up again. I slam my knee his temple , he's ko'ed. Meanwhile The Terminatrix Is making some kind of gun out of her arm She keeps trying to hit the young agent.

Yet when she hits him the ray goes through the boy. I dunno if he's moving so fast that he seems to be in two or three places at once, or if it's some kind of illusion thing these damned saiyans have so many powers it's hard to keep track.

The robo whore actually catches him. It asks " Any last words?"

" Sure, KA ME! " The boy then disappears And reappears in the air above her. " HA ME!" she fires the weirdo rays. The boy vanishes again, He then reappears in front of her." Peek a boo! HA!"

This blue flashing light comes outta the boy's hands. Again. I'm blinded when all the sound and fury no pun intended subsides, The robot is in pieces. She's dragging herself over to Magneto.

" Goten picks her and body slams her into the ground. He then turns back into his normal form and keeps up with the jokes, him and Iceman would get along I think. " Nuh nuh bad girl he's a bad influence on you. Here now it's time to show you a new trick my taught me."

" He puts his hands into the air. " Evreyone please! Give me some off your energy!"

" Goten!" I order." We need the rust bucket alive , and kicking or as alive as it gets, so I can clear my name. So whatever ultimate blow up thing your about to pull off hold up on it huh?"

" Sorry " The kid starts rubbing his neck and laughing nervously.

I clap him on the shoulder. " Don't worry kid you did good. I'm going to give you a toast at your wedding."

"Thanks Mr Fury !" he beams. " Um man you did a good job on beating Magento too."

" Yeah." I chuckle That was a nice workout. It's been a while since I just threw hands, without using some gadget or another."

"So. " Goten queries. " What are we going to do with these two?"

I put another Cigar in my mouth Since my last one was ruined I offer one to the boy, he refuses " Good for you nasty habit, anyway Magneto has a room waiting for him in the Vault. As for TX after clearing my name I'm pretty sure some of the SHIELD eggheads will want to look her over. Now on to other things."

" What's that sir?" he asks.

" How the Hell did Tony Stark get my job?!"



Records Department: Agent 's after mission's report. File#116365286646954309

Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Damn TX
I think When I get out of here I'll sick Mirai on the TX. He seems to want to take her down pretty bad. The kid has some kind of compulsion to destroy evil androids. That and form the tests we've done on his , and other half and full Saiyans brains he seems immune from her dream power.

She set me up, and I ran into it like an amateur. That's why I'm in a nut house.

Worse yet I'm in here with Tony Stark.

He keeps jumping up and down. Saying " The purple haired man gave me some kind of drink , and everytime I think some I think clearer!"

" That's nice Stark." I groan dismissing this lunatic.

" The Purple haired man said it's up to him to protect the Future. And I'll help."

" Uh huh." I rub my temples ,cause I've been listening to this crap for days now.


I must have been here too long. Because I was starting to think Stark was making sense. That was until he said. " Swamp Thing was right! There is a Crisis coming we're doomed ! Unless I Dance the Macarena in my boxers!"

Ok he's still nuts. I also didn't want to hear the name "Swamp Thing " again. He apparently lost his mind, when The TX exposed him to It's dream power. While Power Girl, Kilowog, and the rest recovered long ago.

everyonece in a while The plant monster will be seen jumping out at people and yelling doomsday prophecies at them. That and he likes to irritate people on their blogs.


Stark Macarena'ed in is boxers for 30 damned minutes it made me want to gouge out my good eye. That was until he collapsed and went to sleep on the floor. No I don't know anything about the bruise on his jaw that looks like someone punched him



Records Department: Agent 's after mission's report. File#116278540058482568

Sunday, November 05, 2006
Kids are strange.
Well maybe not Fade, The kid invited us to a party, and it was actually Pretty good. Except Kon-el Is there. If you want to talk about weird kids He's the poster child. Then again What I know of his past I wouldn't be surprised If he's Stark raving mad. ( and yes that's a pun On Tony Stark, The man still isn't all there. This morning he said he was the king of the flies.)

I surprised there was beer there. Not that I didn't enjoy it. I also enjoyed the view on Tash's dress. I hope this can start the recovery from this last Civil War.

Though Most of the Anti Reg side won't talk to me. I'm not surprised there really. I ordered things I didn't like. I know from my time in The big one that the excuse"I was just following orders" won't cut it.

I find Mirai Trunks, And Vampirella who's watching that kid of theirs like a hawk. No that I blame them. I get him Away and speak to speak to him.

" So kid are you backing out on SHIELD are you going to stick around?"

" Well Nick " he sighs."I don't Justice involved with SHIELD at all, And I;m sorry to say I still believe in Superhuman Registration, just not the way it was handled. So when it comes up again, and it will I want to know it's done right, and not and it doesn't become some psycho plan from a supervillian. "

I'm a little shocked about this. " How do you know it's going to come up again?"

He smirks " You forgot, I'm a time traveler. Oh and next time don't put Stark in charge. "

So I guess He' still A SHIELD agent. I put him in charge of capturing Brolly, and trying to figure out how to get rid of him for good. After this talk his daughter comes up, and flirts with me. In my day, a girl that age wouldn't even think of that.

Like I said Kids are weird Or I'm just getting old.



Records Department: Agent 's after mission's report. File#116253441163134752

Thursday, November 02, 2006
As the SHIELD turns... part 1: getting Logan back... this means war.
I have tried to contact Logan. Either he isn't taking my calls or something is wrong with his phone. I am not suppose to use the resources at work but… who will know… So I used the Satellite with the Agency… I found Logan walking down the streets of New York… I saw him go in one shop so I called the shop and told them to have him call my number…

I watched as Logan went to a pay phone…

I answered, "Logan hi."

"Carol, you spying on me?" Logan snarled…

"What is going on? Why do you hate me? I thought everything was going well the other night." I fought back the tears….

"Look Carol. ….. I am off to see Ana." Logan stated abruptly…

"Does she know?" I inquired…


"No and I don't want you telling her either." Logan yelled…

For almost 45 minutes he and I argued on the phone… He kept insisting it was over between us but that wasn't what he was saying the other night…

He finally hung up on me….

It wasn't pleasant… All I can do is bury myself in work.
A fellow Agent and her husband were celebrating seems they are going to have a baby. They showed me the pregnancy test… Positive… then they bounced away…

"Hey you forgot you're… the results…" It was too late they were gone.. I looked at this paper… You would think it would have her name typed in but instead there was a sticker…. You know removing that would be easy, then you could type any name… or write in any name….

The rest of the day was slow, I watched as Nick Fury asked Agent Romanova to join him at this party. She agreed and I found that I had received an invite as well…


I decided I might as well go….



Later I called Logan at Anal's house…. He answered and wasn't too happy that I called…

"You can't keep avoiding me!" I yelled… but he hung up well not completely I could here Ana invite him back to bed then the click of the phone being hung up…


I wonder if he is going to the party… As I stood I knocked over my brief case and saw the test results….

Hmmm……


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