Records Department: Agent 's after mission's report. File#3815914712793737623

Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Fun with a white martian.
"So what is this thing exactly Dum Dum? " I ask.

" A White Martian Col. Fury."

" So that explains the fire. " I laugh thoughtfully.

" What do you want Humans?" It growls.

" Are you the same one that's been running around pretending to be Tony Stark? Ya Know I'm gettin' a little sick of you shape shiftin' aliens, pretending to be him. I mean how am I gonna know what dirty dealings I can blame on him and which ones are you guys? Also stop mind controlling him! Jeez He's gonna be a vegetable before he makes it to 45. "

"What are you babbling on about human? " The Thing out of a bad alien movie growls.

" I'd like to know what you freaks were trying to do with the Flash kids. Oh and do you weirdos have anything to do with the Skrulls?"

" Skrulls? We don't want anything to do with the Skrulls! You and the Skrulls, The Meta Humans The saiyans all the others fight each other for what we should have that's why we wanted to open the Negative Zone to release Annihilation upon all the others. "

I shake my head. "Are you trying to suggest you were going to try to free Annihllus? I hate to tell you this but the big metal bug is dead."

The martian starts laughing. " How many times have you been dead Fury?"

" Well if that Negative Zone freak did get here he'd kill the White Martians too. He hates all life, not just us humans. " I Leave going back to my office."

" What do you think sir?" Asked Dum Dum.

" I'm not sure the White Martians are stupid enough to let the killer cricket into this this dimension, but these particular White Martians could be "special" if you get my drift. I'll tell ya I'm getting a little tired of all the conspiracies. Skrulls, White Martians, And Iron Man. You can never really tell which side he's on. All right keep all agents in the field on alert. Tell them to watch for White Martians along with Skrulls. "


" YES sir!" Dum Dum leaves to carry out my orders. Now I have to find out if it was really Stark that first contacted Deathstroke the Terminator and Elektra, or if it was a white martian. I put out a call on the com. " Suzie get me Tony Stark."

" He's fighting the Hulk sir." She responds.

" Ok tell him I want to see him after he's finished getting his tin butt kicked."

When he gets here he's going to have some 'splainin' to do.


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