Records Department: Agent 's after mission's report. File#115951819283076801

Friday, September 29, 2006
Deacon's a bastard.
Yeah I hit him, That damned weasel Deacon deserved it. He was letting all of his goon squad nearly kill the saiyan. He was only supposed to be arrested not killed. He had me arrested for it.


Of all the strange little ironies in life I was put in a cell across from the Saiyan Prince. Cyclops has been passing me info from time to time, not the least of which is that The Black Widow was reassigned to Moscow for hitting Deacon who hittn' on her.


Now damn and Here I was wanting to sort out this mess with her. It's not like every SHIELD agent hasn't been hooking up with each around here for years. I don't know where this comin' from here, Eh what Am I talkin, about? I'm a man So yeah I'm interested.

But this charge that I'm using my position to get favors from female agents is just bogus! I just love the way they made those old pictures of Me and Nat from an under cover where we pretended to be husband and Wife to Get Close to an AIM cell in the area, and made them look inappropriate.

I 've been through enough of these little power grabs to know how they work, which is why I had Cyke leak some of Deacon's dirt little secrets to the media.Free Image Hosting - www.supload.com

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This ain't lookin' good for ol' Deke. Or the Registration Act. Though I had to enforce it, I hate the law. All of this bad publicity ain't be helping anything. Oh well I had some fun today as the Saiyans broke Vegeta out of his cell The Prince Back handed Deacon to the far wall. Now that was entertainment.

Oh yeah Deke was lettin' in these two stooges to beat on the weakened saiyan, apparently he wasn't too weak, Hmm I wonder how the anesthetic gas stopped pumping? Goten;s father offered to free me as well .


I told the hyper alien I wanted my day in court. So They escaped, and I hear Thor had a field day beating up his clone that's nice. It was pretty funny watching Agent Yamcha get wrapped up after the beat down his old rival gave him,. Apparently the two of them are fighting over the same woman. Odd since I though Yamcha was Gay . Goes to show you never know a person . Any way here's a pic of him after the Smackdown.

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Man I wish we could have gotten Vegeta as an agent instead of Goten. Wonder man, was ok I guess having an empty skull helps when being kicked in the head. And Decon got a broken leg. Ahhh poor him. Now I can't wait to show how corrupt he is in the Court Martial.


What's really bothering me though is Tony Stark. He seems to have lost his mind. Or maybe this is the way he always was? And other heroes like Steve Rogers was keepin him in check? I know one thing somethings are gonna change when I get back in charge.


4 testimonials:

Blogger Kon-El Testified...

now you know how all those poor super dudes you locked up felt enjoy punk!

Blogger Black Widow Testified...

glares at Konel

Blogger captain koma Testified...

hey I'm glad that I'm actually mentioned in the list of villains.

this is cool. But you've got the wrong fury.

Damn where's the Sam Jackson Fury.

Koma.

Blogger Nick Fury Testified...

He's somewhere.

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