Records Department: Agent 's after mission's report. File#8255275733507791682

Sunday, October 14, 2007
Stupid kids.
Raven in my comments gave me a good idea. I'm going to ask Jim Rhodes, Aka War Machine to be my Vice president. Yes the Stark/ Rhodes ticket will be the ticket of the future.

The big problem now is my alternate Universe self is running around a death machine. Dray little bastard. Okay no problem there. I pulled some strings and had the West City authorities pressure their little kiddie team to bring them in , and just in case I decided to watch the battle in case the kids can't do it.



It started off fine. They crushed all the robots that TX sent after them. The saiyan boy. And the speedster clone, messed up robo bitch before she could adapt to them, meanwhile, the spoiler kid was distracting iron boy (Who's dressing like that teenage Kang the Conqueror for some reason.)

Vincent was about to finish of TX with some kind of energy blast. " Big Bang..."

Then Batgirl puts her hand up and stops him. "No... Some thing's different about.. her.. Not a Robot. I think she's alive."

" Batgirl. She's evil and wants to rule the world get out of the way babe and let me put an end to it. "

" Stop acting like your father!"

Damn it! Stupid soft hearted Batclan. They keep letting the Joker live , and that dumb girl is letting a robot live I mean a robot! It's not even really alive! Looks like Iron Man will have to intervene.


I break down the door the robot glares at me and sends terminators after me I summon groups of iron man armors to fight them off. iron boy attacks me . " You can't touch my girlfriend!"


He's advanced his armor . Though mine is still more advanced. That and I can control it with the Extremis. " She's not even a girl kid." I state.


He starts raving about how he's the only Tony Stark And their can be only one . I shake my head. " You've been watching too much Highlander. "

The TX has some kind of emotional problem and yells " You will not terminate my Tony!"


" What?" I question. " Who said anything about killing the kid? Hell because of Franklin Richards I have some of his memories. It would literally be killing part of myself."

" Then what do you want here?" She asks.

" We both know your using Anthony."

Then she says something strange. " I am not using him I like being with him he is trying to help me be good. "


" It doesn't work that way, Sky. "I say. " You've killed a lot of people you have to pay for your crimes, if after you want to be 'good' knock your self out. "

" I do not respect your authority Iron Man, besides Fury will tear me apart if I turn my self in."

I use the Extremis and stop all her powers she tries fighting me, and for a while she she does a pretty good job until I scan her . and blast some of her organic parts with a repulsor. It distracts her long enough. I get control of her.


" Ok. Now that your not fighting me and the kids are fighting robots and Iron Man armors. Listen to me. I don't understand what you and the other me have going, I'm not going to try to, but if our important to him that's all that matters you have my personal guarantee that Fury won't be able to cut you open. In fact after a little time in prison we can arrange a way for you to be to do good. "

Before she answers more stupid Borg Show up. Unlucky for them I've already integrated their adapting tech into my armor. So I know how it works , and that they can't beat the Extremis.

I command them to stop. Too bad the blonde one isn't with them, yowza. Hmmm Maybe me and Anthony aren't that different though Seven of Nine is much more human that TX.

Then TX pulls off something that pisses me off. she yells " Tony! Help he's killing me!"

Then Team Legacy attacks me. Damn it! Why are they so quick to believe her? Might be the Question who's convinced I'm the root of all evil. If I had proof that he pulled a Punisher on Black Plague, I would lock him up for the rest of his life.



An way I have the speedster and the girl Violet dressed girl with stupid name Spoiled or something her little gadgets didn't do anything to my armor. The real problem is the speedster.


" Armor! Flash Protocols!" I command. Next second my armor temporally breaks his connection to the Speed Force. The cheerleader or what ever the heck she is in real life is knocked down when when Inertia trips and falls on her. " Hey Damn it! Watch your hands Thad!" she screeches.

" Great your gonna tell Robin about this now ain't ya? It was an accident I don't need to be frozen again!"



Oh boy teenage soap opera. Ok let's look at the threats here. Batgirl maybe dangerous but I don't think she's strong enough to affect my armor, and she's not Batman who likely has some kind of anti Iron Man thing in his belt.

But the two saiyans, and one with a GL ring. Now that can be dangerous. Lucky for me the kids are only at class 50 tops.


Then Batgirl stutters to Vella. " that you you um talked about you could do with the ring? Can you really do that? And not.. hurt you or Vincent?"

" Well yeah though we'll be pretty aggressive for a while until we can get control of the new forms."


" Think .. you can beat Iron Man?"

Bulma's daughter. Who reminds me a lot of her mother smirks. " Oh yeah ."

" Do it. " The darker clad girl orders then something the ring starts doing.. something.

" Armor analyse . " The result were the saiyans were exposing them selves to something called Brute Rays that came from the ring.

Crap Their power level just shot up from class 50 to class 100. The two of them go nuts blasting Iron man armors, Borg terminators narrowly missing their own teammates.

the n they turn their attention on me , One class 100 I can put up a pretty good fight, two now we have a problem and the brats have went bezerker on me. Trying to tear me open like a can opener I grab on to the girl's ring, and use the adapting Borg tech in my armor to beat the ring by sucking out it's power.

Now I have whatever that ring is powered with in my energy reserves and it's way too much. I unleash the energy on the Supersaiyan 4 children.

While I'm recovering Batgirl makes them retreat, the ss4s are mad that they don't get to fight me more. but they turn back to normal. and all of them fly off with the TX dammit. And worse I can't keep this quiet because all the explosions got the press here.

What blows is they are praising me , and asking questions about what I'm going to do about the "dangerous " Team Legacy and their Death Machine sidekick. I didn't want those kids smeared in the press. Nor did I want to to get Anthony to think I want to kill his cyber lover. This is what i get for trying to do this the way Captain America would have wanted.

What am I saying? I'm still going to have to bring in TX or Fury is going to kill her he can't think straight when he's around her. And I have to do it in a way that Legacy kids don't end up in the Negative Zone. For once I'm the good cop And Nick is the bad cop. Feels weird.


5 testimonials:

Anonymous Anonymous Testified...

That was foolish

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard Testified...

Why do villains like the Joker go free?

Blogger TX Testified...

I am only as evil as you are...

Like it or not Mr Stark you have your dark side so You may be the pot calling the kettle black

Tony and I will find a solution so since your unwilling to help please stay out of our affair


Dr Katelyn S. Basil~ PhD (Cybernetic Robotic Research)

Blogger Unknown Testified...

Villians like the joker go free because Batman is a f*!$tard. But to other news, just be camera shy and don't make any comments to the media, that way they can't getcha on anything, but hell between this frenzy vs the Titan Dead headlines, I doubt they'll follow you much.

Blogger - Testified...

I'll vote for you, afterall you're pushing a programme which tortures heroes. So, you're the perfect candidate for me.

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