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Everyone around here has been snickering at me, and making these little comments. Ares keeps calling me a "true warrior” What ever the f--k that means so what? I got some. I'm bruised battered all my stuff is destroyed; well anything that's not Adamatium. I can barely walk, and I haven’t felt better in my life, or my death.
Yeah I was a little surprised when Vella comes up to me acting like an animal in heat or something every other time she was shy and unsure. This time she tears off my costume and tosses me on the bed. It was a little scary how she tore through Kevlar with her bare hands.
Kind of exciting too. She mumbled “I always hated that costume.” Hers just vanished in a green light. You know I need to get one of those power rings one day.
Next thing I know I'm kind of well used, She tosses me into what position she wants and bites, and scratches me the whole time Some times moaning incoherent words, while this weird glow builds around her body.
Finally after I think she's going to kill me again, and really what a way to go, she arches her back screams my name with drool running down her chin. I was kind of blinded for a second as she releases a bunch of energy blowing away all my stuff I have no idea why I wasn't incinerated probably she's somehow protecting me or something.
On like the fourth energy explosion I did some exploding myself if you get my drift. So after Iron man looks in because of the explosions and starts laughing about it, and giving a “Way to go kid".
I go back to Vel who's hiding under a blanket. “You can come back out now Stark is gone now. I'm pretty sure everyone knows it's you I was with anyway. "
She blushes. “I’m sorry I hurt you."
“The good outweighed the bad there babe why how come you never did anything like that before?'
She looks sad for a second. “I’d rather not talk about it Jason and I don't even know where we're at you know. I know you told me you wanted no strings attached, and all... But I do really like you Jay."
Yeah I did say that I thought you know having fun every once and a while, and not being attached would be best since I'll likely die fighting some crook somewhere, and I don't want to leave behind any fatherless kids.
Besides that the one thing Batman taught me that I still believe is not getting emotionally involved, the problem is girls tend to get emotional about this stuff. Though what she said next surprised me. “I don't care if you date other girl or anything, you know I just want to know that I'm more than a piece of meat to you know."
Great. What I say next shocks me as well. “Want to go see a movie and get some dinner you know a real date?"
She squeals and plans the whole thing I don't get a word in edge wise, but whatever.
The next day I get the lecture from Nightwing. As I was giving his Outsiders some info on super criminals. I can't just only talk to Roy, or Jade nooo Big Brother just has to see me.
“I need to talk to you about you're relation ship with Vella."
"She's bit young for you Dick, perhaps her slutty older sister..."
“You’re not Funny Jason." He sighs. “I don't want you hurting that kid."
“And it's your business how?" I ask “She can make her own decisions."
“Well I'm going to have a talk with her any." He snipes.
“Knock your self out." I answer.
“Oh and Jason" he gets this weird grin on his face. “You’ve been tagged byBruce. Tagged with a Meme.
Dammit Batman. List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
Sigh.
1: I first met Batman when I was stealing tires from the Batmobile. Though I hear n an Alternate Universe I was a circus kid like Dick.
2: Two -Face killed my Dad, or at least who I thought was my dad. I' really should pay him back for that one day.
3: At one time Batman suspected Lady Shiva could be my biological mother. Under truth serum she claimed she never had any kids, the appearance of Cass says she was lying. It'd be weird if she isn't my sister just by adoption.
4: I'm only a year older than Vella , so it's not illegal stop emailing me!
5: The woman who I thought was my mother turned me over to the Joker, and he beat me with a crowbar. Then he killed us both. I hope she's burning in Hell, betraying bitch.
6: I really have no idea how I came back , I woke up in my coffin and dug my way out, for a while I was traumatized, until Talia Al Ghul tossed me in a Lazarus Pit. I'm kinda thinking that messed up my head. Though as time goes on my mind gets more and more clear.
7: When I was Robin There was this rapist prick who got away with it because of Diplomatic Immunity. Batman as the guy was falling off the building I told Bruce that he fell and I couldn't catch him in time. Well I have confession to make; I pushed the bastard off the roof.
Now for tagging, well I was about to when Ms. Marvel walks up behind me. “Hey lover boy all SHIELD Agents are going to Latveria to bring down Doctor Doom. So get off the computer.
Sweet I hope I can slam old metal face with my crowbar.
Yeah I was a little surprised when Vella comes up to me acting like an animal in heat or something every other time she was shy and unsure. This time she tears off my costume and tosses me on the bed. It was a little scary how she tore through Kevlar with her bare hands.
Kind of exciting too. She mumbled “I always hated that costume.” Hers just vanished in a green light. You know I need to get one of those power rings one day.
Next thing I know I'm kind of well used, She tosses me into what position she wants and bites, and scratches me the whole time Some times moaning incoherent words, while this weird glow builds around her body.
Finally after I think she's going to kill me again, and really what a way to go, she arches her back screams my name with drool running down her chin. I was kind of blinded for a second as she releases a bunch of energy blowing away all my stuff I have no idea why I wasn't incinerated probably she's somehow protecting me or something.
On like the fourth energy explosion I did some exploding myself if you get my drift. So after Iron man looks in because of the explosions and starts laughing about it, and giving a “Way to go kid".
I go back to Vel who's hiding under a blanket. “You can come back out now Stark is gone now. I'm pretty sure everyone knows it's you I was with anyway. "
She blushes. “I’m sorry I hurt you."
“The good outweighed the bad there babe why how come you never did anything like that before?'
She looks sad for a second. “I’d rather not talk about it Jason and I don't even know where we're at you know. I know you told me you wanted no strings attached, and all... But I do really like you Jay."
Yeah I did say that I thought you know having fun every once and a while, and not being attached would be best since I'll likely die fighting some crook somewhere, and I don't want to leave behind any fatherless kids.
Besides that the one thing Batman taught me that I still believe is not getting emotionally involved, the problem is girls tend to get emotional about this stuff. Though what she said next surprised me. “I don't care if you date other girl or anything, you know I just want to know that I'm more than a piece of meat to you know."
Great. What I say next shocks me as well. “Want to go see a movie and get some dinner you know a real date?"
She squeals and plans the whole thing I don't get a word in edge wise, but whatever.
The next day I get the lecture from Nightwing. As I was giving his Outsiders some info on super criminals. I can't just only talk to Roy, or Jade nooo Big Brother just has to see me.
“I need to talk to you about you're relation ship with Vella."
"She's bit young for you Dick, perhaps her slutty older sister..."
“You’re not Funny Jason." He sighs. “I don't want you hurting that kid."
“And it's your business how?" I ask “She can make her own decisions."
“Well I'm going to have a talk with her any." He snipes.
“Knock your self out." I answer.
“Oh and Jason" he gets this weird grin on his face. “You’ve been tagged byBruce. Tagged with a Meme.
Dammit Batman. List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
Sigh.
1: I first met Batman when I was stealing tires from the Batmobile. Though I hear n an Alternate Universe I was a circus kid like Dick.
2: Two -Face killed my Dad, or at least who I thought was my dad. I' really should pay him back for that one day.
3: At one time Batman suspected Lady Shiva could be my biological mother. Under truth serum she claimed she never had any kids, the appearance of Cass says she was lying. It'd be weird if she isn't my sister just by adoption.
4: I'm only a year older than Vella , so it's not illegal stop emailing me!
5: The woman who I thought was my mother turned me over to the Joker, and he beat me with a crowbar. Then he killed us both. I hope she's burning in Hell, betraying bitch.
6: I really have no idea how I came back , I woke up in my coffin and dug my way out, for a while I was traumatized, until Talia Al Ghul tossed me in a Lazarus Pit. I'm kinda thinking that messed up my head. Though as time goes on my mind gets more and more clear.
7: When I was Robin There was this rapist prick who got away with it because of Diplomatic Immunity. Batman as the guy was falling off the building I told Bruce that he fell and I couldn't catch him in time. Well I have confession to make; I pushed the bastard off the roof.
Now for tagging, well I was about to when Ms. Marvel walks up behind me. “Hey lover boy all SHIELD Agents are going to Latveria to bring down Doctor Doom. So get off the computer.
Sweet I hope I can slam old metal face with my crowbar.
5 testimonials:
You and Vella seem an interesting couple!
Couldn't you come up with a better name than Red Robin? I'm just sayin,
Now remember to check a map cause you got the difference between the arctic and the antarctic wrong.
And yeah Red Robin do you come bob bob bobin'?
They have a point you know. Red Robin? There's millions of possible names that you could've made for yourself.
There was a lot of anger there in your meme post, my friend. I don't think hanging around with Batman has been good for you. Maybe you should see if Plastic Man needs a side-kick. He's probably a lot more fun.
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