I'm not Red Hood or Red Robin I'm Jason Todd.

I've been living at Stark's place for a few days with the girl who gives the senior crowd sympathy sex Justice Briefs. The dude ain't rich, he's not particularly handsome. And I like telling her that.

“You just don't understand love Jason." She sneers.

"Yeah I do, Batman taught me all about it, it's a chemical reaction in the brain and when it wears off all you're going to be left with is an old man that you'll have to feed baby food to and change his diapers." I grin.

“Go to hell Jason!' she shouts.

“And Galen will be there long before any of us." I laugh. “You do know he's the same age as Batman."

“AAAH! I'm telling Vella how you act."

“Good it turns her on when I'm mean to people it gets her all hot and bothered so please do."

“AAHHH! You're impossible. "

Heh. That was fun. That was the perfect way little laugh before going to bed, really I don't give a damn about her and Denture Man it's just funny to mess with her. Though I kind of wish my little sister would quit telling her that I'm only joking its more fun if she think I’m serious and of Course Cass won't listen to me about that, instead she threatens to punch me.

The next morning I'm woke up by a crashing sound. If this is just alien, Wizard mating I swear I'm going to blow a gasket, but nope it was some weird ass looking aliens.

“Stay out of our way human. We just want to kill the Angel of Justice not you."

I Mock concentration. “Let me think about it. How about I send you to the big spaceship in the sky?"

I pull a gun. The alien laughs. “Your bullets can't harm me."

"Never heard of Adamantium huh?" I shoot him in the chest He looks surprised before I shoot him in the fore head.

I sneak into the area where I heard the crash.

And two more aliens where there. One looks like a storm trooper of some kind and this weird huge freak. The freak laughs. “I’m the head torture of the Corru I'm going to make you die screaming in pain; by the time I'm done you'll be begging to die."

I slit trooper’s throat and freak turns on me. I break his knee with my crow bar justice slumps in the floor knocked out some kind of device around her neck keeping her from using her powers. I break it off with the crowbar and carry her out of the room; she doesn't need to see what's going to happen next.

I lock the door and look at the torture guy “You like to hurt people huh? Well we're going to have some fun now."



After I finish giving him a taste of how he treats people I killed him I go into the kitchen and wash the blood off my hands. "They caught me by surprise” Justice groans holding her head.” I don’t know how to thank you."

"And you will never have to, you're family we watch each other's back."


This did make me realize something while I've been sitting around on my ass, people have been getting killed. I may be just one man, but I should do what I can and for that I need the resources SHIELD can give me.

I Call Stark and tell him. “I’m back in."


“Okay what do I call you Red Hood? Red Robin?"

“Nah just call me Jason Todd. I'm sick of the cape and cowl game."

"Alright Agent Todd welcome back I'll see you at work tomorrow."

Well my vacations been fun, but now it's time to get back to work, and I love my job

Family troubles an idiot superhero teams.

I've been busy too busy to work on my presidential campaign. The damn skrulls have taken up all my time, last I heard Hank Pym set up some fight between him and I think Private Hudson, I really didn't listen to him.

Any way Jason Todd quit, he's been acting suspicous, he could be a skrull I need to check on him. So I flew to Gotham. I find him through his credit card purchases; he's in a ratty apartment in the worst section. I don't get it; Bruce Wayne is his adopted father why the hell is he in this rat trap?

I make my armor disengage and go in street clothes. I step over a crack head getting a fix. I knock on his apartment door and it falls off. “Jason?" I ask as a rodent the size of a small dog runs by.

He comes out of what I guess is a kitchen with Justice Briefs Mirai's kid. What the hell? Well this could explain why Mirai is all pissed lately.

“Mr. Stark?" He stutters.

"Please Tony, Mister Stark is my father.” I look over at Justice. "Is that you're girlfriend?"

“No I have too much hair, and I don't need Viagra just to wake up in the morning."

The two teenagers squabble for a bit and Justice leaves. “Nah Vella put her up here in an apartment, because her Dad canceled her credit cards. This is the only place she could afford."

“And you're here why?" I question.

"Because I don't want to run to Bruce."

" Ah." I respond. “You mentioned Vella is she?"

He gives an evil grin "Well she is wearing my leather jacket."

Well he's defiantly not a Skrull. Skrulls and saiyans find each other disgusting. Are at least that's what Mirai tells me. “Jason I want you to come back to SHIELD. All of us are in danger, and I'd like to get us all back on the same page. I've made a deal with Batman but he doesn't trust me, he does you the Skrulls are taking over, and we need all the heroes on the same page. "

He stares at me. “I’ll think about it, but first I need to go back to dinner.”

I shake my head. "I can't let you do it."

“Excuse me?" He looks like he may be going for his crowbar.

I put my hands up to reassure I'm not attacking. “I can't let you live in this hell hole. Justice either. Tell you what go to the Gotham Heights Apartment Suites, show this card this will Identify you two as my guests, It will give you two access two the Penthouse, there are three bedrooms three baths, and room service all the amenities.

“Tony I won’t accept a handout." He snarls.

"It's not. I can't let someone I fought alongside live in this trash heap. Consider it a gift."

"But wouldn't the owner of that place have a problem?"

I smile. “I am the owner. Please accept the offer, you two stay here, you'll die."

“Okay fine." He mutters.

I fly back Towards SHIELD HQ At least knowing those kids will get out of that dangerous flop house. “Armor!" I order. “Call Mirai Briefs."

His number flashes on screen with the word dialing... Finally he answers. “Tony?"

“Yes Mirai, I'd like you to know Yi just saw you're daughter, and she's fine."

He screams at me so loud that he it echoes through out the helmet. “I have no daughter!" Then he hangs up.

Alright. That was strange. Well whatever it is I'd better stay out of it. As I think I might be able to take a little time to plan my strategy against the Skrull invasion, an alarm comes up. “Mister Stark? This is Commander Hill, You should see this."

It was the registered team that was sent to West City their leader, was saying how he'd rid the city of Vampires Saiyans ETC. I slap my forehead. I didn't tell that moron to call out Legacy. I want to integrate all the heroes, not have them keep fighting each other. Damn it I swear if this keeps up I'm going to have them reassigned to Antarctica.

“Commander Hill, teleport me to California. I'll see if I can handle this."

I find them actually fighting the Legacy kids and losing no surprise some of these guys came out of Camp Hammond with a C minus from the instructors, while The Legacy Kids have training from some of the best on this planet, Hell I know The JLA, and the Titans have trained with them before. Plus what they learned from their individual mentors.

“Stop this! Stop this now!" I order.

“Ut oh you're trouble now!" Lizard boy gleefully shouts. “The Avengers are gonna kick your butts."

I grind my teeth. “Do you see the Avengers here? Now stand down I ordered you not to start fights with these kids! When I talk to you what do you here Hunter?"

We didn't start the fight! Batgirl Punched Ninja Witch!"

I look over at the girl who seems to be wearing a new costume. “Why did you punch her?"

“She... Wanted to steal my ...boyfriend."

I think I see what's going on they were trying to goad Legacy in a fight. “You guys go home. I'll deal with The "Forcers"."

Anthony gets in my face. His armor looks different now. “Did you send them after us?"

"We'll discuss this at home Anthony, but I assure you I do not have a Vendetta against you."

He seemed satisfied while the others were a little Apprehensive. “Okay you idiots! You bunch are all on probation one more slip up I’ll Post you In the Negative Zone Got it?"

“But sir!" One of them whines.

“One more word and I'll change that to Mephisto's Realm. Or how about Darkseid's planet?"


Hunter now gets in my face. “We’ll go above you Stark."

“There is no above me. Fury deals with SHIELD business, but I'm the head of the Initiave. Now listen to my orders some jackass assigned you here, And when I find out who it is he's going to get fired, and you lot will be reassigned until then I do not want a superhero gang war Tat will tear West City apart got that?"

"Yes sir." He backs down.

"Good remember I'm watching you." I teleport back To SHIELD HQ, I hope this is it. But if not Well Darkseid's going to get some new neighbors.

Memed

Nightwing tagged me with a Meme. seems the Bats have a problem with SHIELD. I wonder why? us being law enforcement, and them being vigilantes that take the law in their own hands and should be locked up. Hmmm.

Okay enough sarcasm.

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1 Every day it takes all my strength not to kick Tony Stark in the balls. I take out a ruler of Latveria, I have to hide for months afterward, he does it , and he gets hailed a hero. Hell he spent the whole day parading Doctor Doom around the Helicarrier for photo ops. Also he gets a big budget movie based on his life, starring Robert Downey JR. Me I get a TV movie starring David Hasselhoff.

2 Every day it takes all my strength not to kick Red Hood, Red Robin, and Jason Todd in the balls. The kid changes his costume , and secret ID like I change underwear. he just threw his Red Robin costume in a dumpster, and said he's quitting. Not sure if he means the costumed life or SHIELD or what. It's not like he has superpowers. as long as he doesn't use exotic tech, he won't be under the Registration Act. That and his little lovemaking session with the alien girl destroyed billions of dollars in weapons systems. I won't miss him if leaves.

3 I hate Stark's new redesigned gold helicarrier. I'm glad The red Hulk trashed it.

4 I'm actually against the Registration Act, But I see the reason for it.

5 I fought in World War 2, the reason I’m still young is I drink the Infinity Formula once a year.

6 Every time I'm gone, SHIELD gets infiltrated by Skrulls, Nazis, Or whatever, you'd think they'd just realize not to fire me.

7 I still have the eye under the patch, it just doesn't work