A couple of weeks ago.
I watched Jason Todd's little hissy fit, on LGS, With Superboy then this crap magazine comes out.
I'll let Tony Stark do the damage control since that's his thing. Todd better not have really done that interview or I'll have him put in a brig so fast it'll make his head spin.
I take a little trip to his apartment, and find that alien girl hanging out there.
It's a good thing for her she takes after her mother, and not her saiyan Prince/King whatever dad. " Honey? Is Agent Todd here?"
" Yeah he's taking a shower let me go get him." I wait looking at all the mementos this weird kid has crowbars a picture of the Joker with a curved dagger thrown at it. And different costumes thrown on the floor.
Todd finally comes out " What is it Fury?"
" That's General Fury to you soldier! Now I want to talk to you about this." I throw the magazine down."
" What's this shit?" he yells. "I didn't give an interview! And I sure as hell not doing anything with Superboy! I went there to fight for my girl!"
She shrikes "I knew you cared for me!" She grabs him and I hear his ribs crack a bit.
" Arggh! Damn Girl! Watch your strength!"
" Sorry but the way you talked you want to be my guy and be exclusive , and I sooo want to as well and..."
"Ahem! " I interrupt. "Look Todd I don't give a damn if you're gay, straight or a fur freak, I just don't want you Doing anything this public again also you're going to wear a mask again."
" But I just got out of that life style!" Todd protests.
" Well you're going back into it until the publicity dies down!" I order. He accepted it, and was dragged by his girlfriend somewhere to get a costume. I was expecting Red Robin, Not Red X.
I have no idea where he got that idea. But it was a good one we've been using him as a pretend villain, He steals from those that have stolen defense secrets or he sneaks into the hideouts of terror organizations and finds their plans for the rest of us to stop sometimes he "takes care" of the more elusive fugitives.
The only problem is another Red X has appeared and lured the Batman to Todd's activities. This could be a problem but I haven't the time for that. You see I've got more important things to worry about, namely someone's taken over Australia.
While I was having a conference with, Koma Chroma, Henchman and Falstaff. A Huge shadow looms over the entrance to the crappy little motel 6 room. " This is interesting... Someone conquered an entire continent without anyone knowing."
Falstaff gives me a glare." What's the bloody Hulk doing here?"
" I prefer Doctor Banner, Or Bruce." " He nods At Koma. " Nice to see you made from the Void alive Dr. Peters, Now Mr. Falstaff if you must call me something other than my given name the Professor will do."
" As you can see Bruce Banner has control of the Hulk, and he's just registered I was fixing to add if you need a little muscle to win back Oz we got your man here." I smile the look on all of their faces is priceless.
I watched Jason Todd's little hissy fit, on LGS, With Superboy then this crap magazine comes out.
I'll let Tony Stark do the damage control since that's his thing. Todd better not have really done that interview or I'll have him put in a brig so fast it'll make his head spin.
I take a little trip to his apartment, and find that alien girl hanging out there.
It's a good thing for her she takes after her mother, and not her saiyan Prince/King whatever dad. " Honey? Is Agent Todd here?"
" Yeah he's taking a shower let me go get him." I wait looking at all the mementos this weird kid has crowbars a picture of the Joker with a curved dagger thrown at it. And different costumes thrown on the floor.
Todd finally comes out " What is it Fury?"
" That's General Fury to you soldier! Now I want to talk to you about this." I throw the magazine down."
" What's this shit?" he yells. "I didn't give an interview! And I sure as hell not doing anything with Superboy! I went there to fight for my girl!"
She shrikes "I knew you cared for me!" She grabs him and I hear his ribs crack a bit.
" Arggh! Damn Girl! Watch your strength!"
" Sorry but the way you talked you want to be my guy and be exclusive , and I sooo want to as well and..."
"Ahem! " I interrupt. "Look Todd I don't give a damn if you're gay, straight or a fur freak, I just don't want you Doing anything this public again also you're going to wear a mask again."
" But I just got out of that life style!" Todd protests.
" Well you're going back into it until the publicity dies down!" I order. He accepted it, and was dragged by his girlfriend somewhere to get a costume. I was expecting Red Robin, Not Red X.
I have no idea where he got that idea. But it was a good one we've been using him as a pretend villain, He steals from those that have stolen defense secrets or he sneaks into the hideouts of terror organizations and finds their plans for the rest of us to stop sometimes he "takes care" of the more elusive fugitives.
The only problem is another Red X has appeared and lured the Batman to Todd's activities. This could be a problem but I haven't the time for that. You see I've got more important things to worry about, namely someone's taken over Australia.
While I was having a conference with, Koma Chroma, Henchman and Falstaff. A Huge shadow looms over the entrance to the crappy little motel 6 room. " This is interesting... Someone conquered an entire continent without anyone knowing."
Falstaff gives me a glare." What's the bloody Hulk doing here?"
" I prefer Doctor Banner, Or Bruce." " He nods At Koma. " Nice to see you made from the Void alive Dr. Peters, Now Mr. Falstaff if you must call me something other than my given name the Professor will do."
" As you can see Bruce Banner has control of the Hulk, and he's just registered I was fixing to add if you need a little muscle to win back Oz we got your man here." I smile the look on all of their faces is priceless.
1 testimonials:
Now that would be a twist if Todd was the Red Hulk. That's one way to get the public to ignore the fact that he's flamming gay.
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