Rescue.

So I'm goin' against orders and freeing Black Widow from the League of Assassins. And none of the agents that are loyal to me are even here, Mirai, and Goten, are taking out a HYDRA cabal in New Mexico. the rest are with them. Well except one.

Red Hood. I'm so screwed. At least that's what I thought until that saiyan Green Lantern girl popped up. " God! Leave me alone!" Todd shouts.

" Girl Problems agent?"

" Yeah this one's nuts and won't take a hint."

" I'm not crazy!" She protests. "It's just... i think your cute and want to go out on a date is all."


" And I said no!" He screams. " look I don't know how long I can even stay in the Universe. Stupid Bob taking me to all these other realities lookin' for damned Ray Palmer! I just saw a Vampire Batman for Pete's sake!"


" Ok. So do you think I'm ugly or something?" The girl asks.

" No. the whole Blue haired half alien thing is cute and all, It's best if I don't have any connections."

This is interesting and all but I have to stop it. " hey Kid! Wanna help Agent Todd and me on a mission?"

She looks at me suspiciously. " I don't have to register do I?"

" No. Your under protection from your dad. So whattya say?"

She shrugs. " Okay."

" Nick what are you doing? " Todd drags me away from the kid, girl, not sure that would do any good, some aliens have super hearing.

" She's a power house and that ring could really help. besides a saiyan is leading these guys. What's wrong ? She not your type or something?"

"Well she is coming on a little strong. " He next mumbled. " Maybe Raven will know how to get rid of her..."

" Raven? What another girlfriend Todd? Jeez I got ya all wrong thinkin' you were a one note psycho all this time. "

" So glad my personal life is a source of amusement General let's go and get the Widow please. Though she can't remember my name for some reason. Keeps calling me Damien. I kinda like her. "

" No Jason Nat can't join the little harem you seem to be starting up." I joke.

But soon the time for joking is gone. Looks like Tash, escaped and sent SHIELD, her coordinates. They were in all things an amusement park. I Me and Jason shot or way though a bunch of ninjas Todd seems to enjoy that a little too much.

The girl blasts them out of the way. " Ninjas are such pests." She states.

Finally after fighting our way through multiple deathtraps. We reach the inside, and Tash is fighting with all her strength, against some blonde in a mask. it looked like. Widow looked like she'd been through Hell.

I stick a gun at the saiyan boy. " You are under arrest."

He smirks. " Right..."


He was across the room and a second later he was right in front of me. He crushes me gun damn Adamantium Bullets can't work if ya can't shoot them. Hood gets off one shot, before he gets a kick in the gut.

" Ah. Uncle Jason, the first black sheep in the Bat family. I guess I'm carrying on your legacy in a way. "

" Your insane!" Jason accuses. " I've heard all the stories about you supposed to be Cass' son. I think it's just some scam to get her to keep trying to protect you."

The saiyan smirks. " If that's true how come I can read your body language and see that your trying to distract me so you can get that dagger of yours and try to stab me. "Cain tosses Red hood across the hall but oddly doesn't kill him while he's down.

He ends up getting slammed by a big green hammer. " Ok Nephew!This time your I'm not holding back on you." Vella shouts before the ring states. " O.1 % power left."

" What the? On no! I forgot to refuel it!"

Cain Laughs. " Good. That thing is getting annoying Auntie. Oh don't go in your fighting stance. You only have a year of training. I've been trained since I could walk by several masters including my mom. You'd never be able to win Aunt Vella, and truthfully I don't want to hurt you. You always gave the best Christmas gifts. But if the only way to avoid a family battle is to give up the Widow then fine take her and leave!"


His female companion shrieks. " No! You know what she did to me!"

" And that likely won't happen now Vendetta!" Cain snarls. " And if it does, Fury will rue this day!"


" But I liked Fury! He doesn't deserve to be betrayed by that witch!" 'Vendetta' growls.

" And if this fight goes on I'll have to kill Aunt Vella, Fury or maybe Jason! Would that be any better for you? Or maybe it won't Be me but any other member of the LoA! Let's just cut our losses now." Then he grins. "You can always have a chance for revenge later."

They walk into what looks like a window but it was some kind of portal thing Todd tries running in after them and bumps his head on it." Damn it!"

" Forget it Jason, We're here illegally anyway I don't think we could get any charges to stick we got what we came for let's get out of here."

This message has been approved by Tony Stark

This year's presidential election,you have many choices. But one candidate stands out from the others as the wrong choice for the country. Deadpool.

Why you may ask? This is how Deadpool fixes problems.

Do you want him to fix the homeless problem by kicking them? Or fix health care by kicking sick people? Of course not. This shocking footage will show that Deadpool will not only sexually harass interns but friends and random people as well.



If your going to vote for a superhero in this election vote for one that protected the country from outlaw heroes that didn't care for the safety of the country. Vote for one who who doesn't need to sexually harass people, he does just fine thank you. Vote for Tony Stark. The right choice.

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Recon: TMI on TX and her right hand Terminator.

So Fury has been in a lot of trouble... He has been put on desk duty for the time being.

I have been assigned with Goten, Agent Hoika and Red Hood to spy on the Terminatrix known as Sky. Our ordered are not to engage the enemy, but strictly recon...


"I hope we can finish this up soon. I am on my way home for Thanksgiving." Red hood stated dryly.

I looked through the scope... "Do we know who the Terminator with Sky is?"

Goten fumbled through some records, "T-800 unit 12863065-Beta, She calls him Tony Two. He appears to be a right hand man."

"and more" Snickers the newest Agent on our team...

"Agent Hoika, what does that mean?" I demanded...

Red hood pointed to the surveillances recordings... I hit play...

Goten and I stood and watched...

"Great Terminator sex.." I grumbled walking away...




Hoika walks over to Goten, "So is all SHIELD outings this much fun?"

Goten rolls his eyes and walks over to whisper to me, "He is so green... I hate noobs."

"We have to train him to be an agent... " I say but agree with Goten. Agent Hoika (Hoy-kah) is arrogant and foolish... "Until Mirai gets back on his feet we are stuck with him."

"Well Damien seems to like him." Goten states as he looks at the two still staring making comments about what is playing on the screen..


I walked over and stood in front of the tv... "Gentlemen, if you don't mind... "

Goten and I looked at some pictures, Goten added, "So far she has only robbed a bank."

"What about her army?" I asked...

"They are in her cabin with her henchmen." Goten stated...

Red Hood grumbled, "Why don't we just go in there and bust up there party?"

I snapped a look at him, "because HQ said we were not to do anything but gather info. They want to move in when the time is right and grab all of these Villains. However we can't afford another incident with Sky. We are to watch her."



"She doesn't look like much of a threat" Hoika stated...


Then ? appeared...


"What the ..." Goten and I yelled turning...


"That is the question..." ? had Ironboy with him...



"What are you doing here?" I demanded...

"I noticed your little party and though Tony should see his so called Girlfriend... " He sat Tony in front of the TV...

"Popcorn?" Offered Hoika...


Tony was silent as he watched... "She calls him Tony." Redhood stated...

"because she misses me.." mumbled Ironboy...

"? you can not interfere, this is a SHIELD operation!" Goten stated...

I could see ? wanted Ironboy mad enough to kill Sky.

I walked over to the TV and turned it off...

"? we can not move on Sky until we get word from SHIELD HQ"


? just shrugged, "No you can't but we can."

Just then Goten jumped, "Sky has company..."

"Bring up survelliance camera2 and 5!" I yell...

Redhood, "We have 2 up.."

Hoika, "5 is up.."

"Who is that? A contestant?" Redhood asked...

"He doesn't seem to want to be noticed.." Hoika added...

"I have id him..." Goten went to say but I didn't need it.. I knew who he was...

"P-Genis-5000, Also known as the Protector 5000, P-5000 or the Protector... He is from the future, designed to protect potential Skynet targets. He and Sky have tangoed before. He is tough and my guess is he has been assigned to terminate Sky... " I grab my cell, "We have to call HQ."

HQ ordered us to observe only. Let the P-5000 do what he will...

"What him against her army?" Hoika stated...

Later ? told me that that fool would get himself killed and well seems ? was nearly right... He decided to help the Protector...

I ordered Goten and Red hood to help me save our Agent , while ? and Ironboy seemed more interested in going after Sky.

"Goten Redhood get him to HQ med center, I am going to find ?" I say....

Tony two had knocked ? out while Sky and the Protector fought... I unloaded my gun into Tony Two (it didn't kill him but I hoped to slow him down)

I grabbed ? (he was unconscious)

Goten flew in... "I told Damien to take Hoika..."
"Here take ?" I said... "I am going after Ironboy.."

Things were exploding around us.... I found Ironboy he had saw Sky was loosing and interfered.... but not to kill her ... he was helping Sky and with Tony's help the Protector Unit would be killed...

I ran to stop Ironboy and was stopped... "Who are you?"

"Vendetta..."

TBC here

Ironboy's going away.

Tony's alternate Universe self got himself hurt. Good. That little punk hasn't been staying in place long enough for us to catch him.
I went personally to the West City hospital to confront the robot lovin' brat.

He rolls his eyes at me when I come in " What do you want Fury?"

" Your under arrest." I state simply.

" What for?" He yells.

" For keeping a weapon of mass destruction your armor. for assaulting two SHIELD agents. Myself and Tony Stark. And aiding a fugitive the Sky unit. Should i keep reading the charges against you?"

" And if I get my armor, and get away?" He asks.

" Then your little friends will be rounded up and locked up with you." I answer.

" Fine i surrender.

We take him to the portal for the Negative Zone Prison. I smile. " This is what's gonna happen Stark. your gonna stay here in the Negative Zone, until we deprogram the crap the TX has done to your mind. "


" She didn't do anything to my mind!" He protests.

" Well until you agree to help us against her, your gonna have some interesting friends. Like the Ghost, Whiplash, Titanium Man, The Melter, The Blizzard. Count Nerfaria, and finally The Mandarin."

" Are you insane Fury!" He screams like a girl. " Those are all Iron Man's enemies! They'll kill me!"

" Then maybe you'll cooperate then." I sneer.

" Never!"

" It was nice knowing you then kid." The guards drag him into the portal. If nothing else TX can't get to him.

Iron Man walks up behind me. " I think you may have went a little too far this time Nick."

" That's funny coming from you Tony."

" You have no perspective when it comes to TX." He says. " She's like your White Whale, and if you remember it didn't end well for Captain Ahab."


" Shut up Stark! " I growl. " You should be glad he won't be around to screw up your presidential campaign."


He glares. " I'm not letting those maniacs kill him! If I have to pull some strings I will!"

I take out a cigar and start smoking. " you do that Stark, problem is most of our superiors agree with me if putting your mini-me away gets TX out so we can kill her they'll agree it's worth it. "


Stark clenches his fists but walks out. before he exits he says. " This isn't over Fury."

" It never is." I go to my office and get back to work.