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It's funny the things you think of when you're about to die. You see we were sitting around the Helicarrier and a bunch of Scientists were freaking out seems there's been a lot of temporal disturbances whatever that means.
Kind makes me wish Vella were here to explain all this science crap. But from I'm getting from them. Some time traveler is screwing things up somewhere. Fury runs in barking orders. “Okay people an Omega class Meta is attacking SHIELD installations all over the world! I want you all ready for battle!"
Then alarms shock me to out of the mental fog I was in here. I take a lookout the porthole “Aw Fu..!"
I didn't even get a chance to say another syllable When Superman started tearing into the Helicarrier. The weird thing was these robots that looked like Doc Doom kept jumping in the way of the Kryptonite weapons tossed at him.
The Sentry charged Superman and when they hit the Helicarrier exploded.
So here I am falling to my second death and the weirdest things keep going through my head. Like that time I watched a Skin flick with Vel she hated it. " The dudes are ugly. You get to see hot girls and I get ugly fat hairy weirdoes to look at. Oooh! Avatar's on! Let's change the channel!"
So I ended up watching some cartoon about a kid throwing air at people. Instead of hot chicks. What's worse is somehow it got to her brother. How this is how. “She told Stephanie who told Cass, “He laughs.” Don't worry Cass hates them too. But for different reasons she reads their body language and says 'no love' and wanders off."
Another thing that flashed through my eyes was the day Terry Long popped up I thought he was dead, well hoped anyway. He hit on every girl at the legacy house how the he knew where it was I don't know but When he tried to grope Vel I pulled him out and beat the crap out of him which was hard because he was wearing this.
Think goodness for that blond guy blocking him, his sacrifice will be remembered. After I beat him. He begged me to not kill him and said he'd never go around my girl again. So I let him go looks like he was going towards Titans Tower when he left ha! Let Tim deal with that perv, oh wait no he could hit on Raven and she was the only Titan that was nice to me damn! Sorry Raven.
Okay. Why the Hell am I thinking of that? Yeah I'm going to love explaining that one to Saint Peter when I meet him, or whatever's out there. Then for a second there I'm flying. I look up and find Fury with some kind of Jet pack thing. “Hey kid I woulda thought the Bat had some kinda flying thing under his cape."
I shrug "He could have I don't know. I haven't been a bird boy in some time."
We landed on the ground and a bunch of SHILED agents try to attack Supes they're all knocked back by the wind of Supes' and Sentry's punches. Me I ain't stupid I know what the man of Steel can do. When I was Robin he fought this Mongul dude in his Fortress and I watched it was crazy. I don't have any Green k and My Admantium crowbar might hurt him but he ain't that moron Superboy he'd dodge it and break my neck or arms or something. I just got saved from dying I don't want to go into a situation with a 100% chance of taking another dirt nap.
A few sonic booms later and Sentry is on the ground bleeding while The Kryptonian stands smugly over him. “Clark what the hell man?" I whisper. And he just smirks and goes after Iron Man.
Stark actually takes him down for a second with green k blasts but, he gets over confident and Superman tears his armor open and flies off with him. That sucks. After while A bunch of superheroes show up including my well I guess you'd say girlfriend.
She was hysterical before I could tell her I was alright She put me in a bunch of green bandages with that ring of hers. “No wait that's probably not enough! I know! Regeneration tank!
I was put into some kind of chemical green tank thing. I kicked my way out of it. “Vella! I'm fine! Leave me alone!"
Usually she'll shout at me, when I talk to her like that, but this time she just looks hurt. It's strange, the non regs where actually helping us they got all the SHEILD Agents that were injured.
I'm guessing the whole “don’t chase them." orders lately are working. Here's hoping Stark can the amendments in the law he wants. Especially getting the whole super powered draft taken out.
In the middle of this Spoiler starts freaking out “I wasn't killed! Leslie faked my death!" She then collapses.
"What just happened?" Fury shouts.
Vella scans her with her ring," it says her own personal timeline was re written and I think the shock knocked her out."
Fury growls “More time weirdness just what I need on top of everything else! Alright troops looks like we gotta see what all we got left and take down that alien!"
Looked like Supes smashed everything, Fury got on the phone with the pentagon. Meanwhile I walk up to Vel. “Yeah I know I'm stupid."
“No, it's just you over reacted hey in a way it's flattering I've never had anyone give a damn about me before." I move my finger along her chin, and gently make her look into my eyes. “Thank you."
She gets all kissy and clingy .Huh that worked a lot better than the dirty movie too bad I can't enjoy it, no; Fury is going to make me go after Superman. With a bunch of other soldiers I am so screwed, and not in a good way.
It's funny the things you think of when you're about to die. You see we were sitting around the Helicarrier and a bunch of Scientists were freaking out seems there's been a lot of temporal disturbances whatever that means.
Kind makes me wish Vella were here to explain all this science crap. But from I'm getting from them. Some time traveler is screwing things up somewhere. Fury runs in barking orders. “Okay people an Omega class Meta is attacking SHIELD installations all over the world! I want you all ready for battle!"
Then alarms shock me to out of the mental fog I was in here. I take a lookout the porthole “Aw Fu..!"
I didn't even get a chance to say another syllable When Superman started tearing into the Helicarrier. The weird thing was these robots that looked like Doc Doom kept jumping in the way of the Kryptonite weapons tossed at him.
The Sentry charged Superman and when they hit the Helicarrier exploded.
So here I am falling to my second death and the weirdest things keep going through my head. Like that time I watched a Skin flick with Vel she hated it. " The dudes are ugly. You get to see hot girls and I get ugly fat hairy weirdoes to look at. Oooh! Avatar's on! Let's change the channel!"
So I ended up watching some cartoon about a kid throwing air at people. Instead of hot chicks. What's worse is somehow it got to her brother. How this is how. “She told Stephanie who told Cass, “He laughs.” Don't worry Cass hates them too. But for different reasons she reads their body language and says 'no love' and wanders off."
Another thing that flashed through my eyes was the day Terry Long popped up I thought he was dead, well hoped anyway. He hit on every girl at the legacy house how the he knew where it was I don't know but When he tried to grope Vel I pulled him out and beat the crap out of him which was hard because he was wearing this.
Think goodness for that blond guy blocking him, his sacrifice will be remembered. After I beat him. He begged me to not kill him and said he'd never go around my girl again. So I let him go looks like he was going towards Titans Tower when he left ha! Let Tim deal with that perv, oh wait no he could hit on Raven and she was the only Titan that was nice to me damn! Sorry Raven.
Okay. Why the Hell am I thinking of that? Yeah I'm going to love explaining that one to Saint Peter when I meet him, or whatever's out there. Then for a second there I'm flying. I look up and find Fury with some kind of Jet pack thing. “Hey kid I woulda thought the Bat had some kinda flying thing under his cape."
I shrug "He could have I don't know. I haven't been a bird boy in some time."
We landed on the ground and a bunch of SHILED agents try to attack Supes they're all knocked back by the wind of Supes' and Sentry's punches. Me I ain't stupid I know what the man of Steel can do. When I was Robin he fought this Mongul dude in his Fortress and I watched it was crazy. I don't have any Green k and My Admantium crowbar might hurt him but he ain't that moron Superboy he'd dodge it and break my neck or arms or something. I just got saved from dying I don't want to go into a situation with a 100% chance of taking another dirt nap.
A few sonic booms later and Sentry is on the ground bleeding while The Kryptonian stands smugly over him. “Clark what the hell man?" I whisper. And he just smirks and goes after Iron Man.
Stark actually takes him down for a second with green k blasts but, he gets over confident and Superman tears his armor open and flies off with him. That sucks. After while A bunch of superheroes show up including my well I guess you'd say girlfriend.
She was hysterical before I could tell her I was alright She put me in a bunch of green bandages with that ring of hers. “No wait that's probably not enough! I know! Regeneration tank!
I was put into some kind of chemical green tank thing. I kicked my way out of it. “Vella! I'm fine! Leave me alone!"
Usually she'll shout at me, when I talk to her like that, but this time she just looks hurt. It's strange, the non regs where actually helping us they got all the SHEILD Agents that were injured.
I'm guessing the whole “don’t chase them." orders lately are working. Here's hoping Stark can the amendments in the law he wants. Especially getting the whole super powered draft taken out.
In the middle of this Spoiler starts freaking out “I wasn't killed! Leslie faked my death!" She then collapses.
"What just happened?" Fury shouts.
Vella scans her with her ring," it says her own personal timeline was re written and I think the shock knocked her out."
Fury growls “More time weirdness just what I need on top of everything else! Alright troops looks like we gotta see what all we got left and take down that alien!"
Looked like Supes smashed everything, Fury got on the phone with the pentagon. Meanwhile I walk up to Vel. “Yeah I know I'm stupid."
“No, it's just you over reacted hey in a way it's flattering I've never had anyone give a damn about me before." I move my finger along her chin, and gently make her look into my eyes. “Thank you."
She gets all kissy and clingy .Huh that worked a lot better than the dirty movie too bad I can't enjoy it, no; Fury is going to make me go after Superman. With a bunch of other soldiers I am so screwed, and not in a good way.
