Records Department: Agent 's after mission's report. File#116140649927473635

Friday, October 20, 2006
Col Fury Report of recent problems.
Alright Agents. First off none of the Crap. That was going on with Deacon and Stark in charge is going to fly anymore. Just remember Big Brother Nick is watching you.

One of the biggest problems is that the TX Unit has returned. She's after some of the people that are supposed to prevent her future from coming to pass. Of course many of the Eggheads tell me that her future is now impossible since the Tinkering of one Alexander Luthor.

Now me I don't know or much care about that. I know the psycho machine wants to kill a citizen, and it's or job to stop that. Black Widow has taken the first step, in changing all of our records to hard copy. Call me old fashioned but I just trust good ol' paper more.

Any agents in the Field protecting said subject are not allowed to use electronic devices to communicate, or the robo love toy will know.

Update: I have sent The Wetworks team to help out with the battle with the Corru. Though some would say this is not our problem , their war has already made it to Earth once, and caused the psychotic saiyan Fusion to wreak havoc with the planet.

See files Gogeta, and alien incursions.

No Updates on Agent Mirai Trunks, I have sent Agent Son Goten to find him. When or if they return, I'm going to partner the two together since they seem to work better as a team.

Note To Simon Williams Wonder Man, pick a fight with Goten you have to deal with me pretty boy!

Form cape killer operatives will be called paranormal ? Metahuman unit. Those superheores that want to quit can. Since The Registration act has been repealed. All Heroes shall be released form the Negative Zone Gulag.

doctor Leonard " Doc" Samson tells me Iron man AKA Tony Stark has regained some semblance of sanity. At least he's wearing clothes now. The problem is he wants to create a new team of Avengers, with Black Widow , Warbird, Sentry, himself, Wonderman , and supposedly the god of war Ares. I'll wait until Stark will stop saying " I'm pretty! And wearing dandelions in his hair before I even consider it.

Opertaion " Justice like lightning is a complete failure. During the recent villain riots, and empowering of normal humans by the so called "Grand Master" Those villains that were on our side abandoned SHIELD and have escaped.

The where abouts of the main team of Thunderbolts including Baron Heinrich Zemo Is unkown at this point. The other so called Thunderbolts are considered " armed and Dangerous." I'm trying to get a specialist in on their recapture. The worst of them Called Brolly Has been killed in action, but Zemo and others have said it's not the first time he's died.

He's shown sociopathic tendencies, and the power to destroy a planet. I'd like him captures ASAP.

Whew report finished. Now I have figure out what's going on with Natasha, she just disappeared, and reappeared during an um, inconvinent moment. Hmm my phone's ringing.


Fury:" Hello?"

Dum Dum Dugan: Sir the Hulk has been sited

Fury: "Where?"

Dugan: at a fancy restaurant havin' an argument with some purple haired lady.

Fury: "What? I take it he's not that vengeful persona anymore. "

See for your self sir , I'm faxing you a surveillance picture." Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Fury:" Perfect. He's the Joe Fixit Persona, I'd like to talk to him. "

"Dugan:" Yes Sir! He's at that place he bought in Vegas."

Fury: " Good I'll be there soon."


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