Why did I let Hank Pym Around my campaign?

My memories are pretty hazy but I went to some disco thing... And there was a sharp pain in my head... everything past that is a bit of a blur. Next thing I remember is giving a speech in Connecticut I think.

My eyes kept blurring, and I kept losing my train of thought. Oh yes this is going to go over well. Then Hank Pym grows gigantic and yells "they're invading AAAH!"

"Who is it AIM? HYDRA? Skrulls?"

He runs over to the banquet table and begins crushing the tables “The Ants! They are going to ruin the meal!"

Well at least Hank’s craziness put all the attention to him. Though what else would you expect from someone who decided it was a good idea to have the power to talk to bugs.

I ask Rhodey “Who let him come along?”

“You did Tony you said he had great ideas for the campaign I thought you started drinking again. I tried to talk you out of it but you were adamant."

Damn. I must have been hit harder in the head than I thought maybe I should see a doctor.

I'm being driven crazy.

Every once in a while "Bob" pops up and takes me to some Universe to hunt down Ray Palmer. Arrrgh! And Fury is pissed at, me for my extended absences. Bruce has been inviting back to the cave more and more often.


That's leaving me a problem since both Tim, and Damien hate my guts. Though beating both of those snot nosed brats would be fun, Alfred has asked me not to. So I won't out of respect for him.

Then Richard or "Dick" good name for him turns into a kid, and decide to cut "Big mean strawberry lollipop” into my leather jacket. I was about to beat some sense into Richard when the hand I was holding the crowbar with is grabbed by a black gloved hand.

"Bruce let go!" I threaten. And he punches me in the gut.

“Go home Jason. Come back when you cool off."


Dammit! All the training and the studying with masters since I came back from the dead, and I still can't beat freaking Batman! I get to my Barracks in SHIELD and find that damned Winter Solider had painted all my hoods pink. Stupid Bucky.

“Worse I found a a weird hologram thing. Turns out it was a hologram of that stupid Saiyan Girl talking to me like well a love sick little girl. All this crap just building up and building made I just couldn't take it anymore.

I punched a hole in my wall messing up my hand, great.

Goten walks in with a gun drawn yeah like the guy needs one. “What the hell?"

“Nothing. Just your wife's little sister keeps stalking me! And all kinds of crap is going on!"

" Umm." Goten starts then thinks about the starts up again. " Bulma kind of teached them to go after what they want, and not to take no for an answer.. and well she is half saiyan we are fighters, besides what are you complaining about she looks pretty similar to Bra and Bulma just be glad she didn't take after Vegeta."

“Look Goten what is she about 13? I don't know what you guys are into in Japan, But here in America that's illegal."

Goten looks at me odd. “You know Vincent is 17 rights? He's dating Batgirl?"

“Yeah? So?"

"Vella is his twin. And you’re what 18? 19? It's not like the Donna Troy thing is actually happening."

“She’s 17?"

“Yeah the two were 16 after their um rapid aging, and that was more than a year ago. Hey you could a lot worse just saying."

I don't know I mean she's so annoying... Never mind I'll worry about it after we I get my next mission whatever that is.