Meme I dont; need no stinking meme.

Everyone around here has been snickering at me, and making these little comments. Ares keeps calling me a "true warrior” What ever the f--k that means so what? I got some. I'm bruised battered all my stuff is destroyed; well anything that's not Adamatium. I can barely walk, and I haven’t felt better in my life, or my death.

Yeah I was a little surprised when Vella comes up to me acting like an animal in heat or something every other time she was shy and unsure. This time she tears off my costume and tosses me on the bed. It was a little scary how she tore through Kevlar with her bare hands.

Kind of exciting too. She mumbled “I always hated that costume.” Hers just vanished in a green light. You know I need to get one of those power rings one day.

Next thing I know I'm kind of well used, She tosses me into what position she wants and bites, and scratches me the whole time Some times moaning incoherent words, while this weird glow builds around her body.

Finally after I think she's going to kill me again, and really what a way to go, she arches her back screams my name with drool running down her chin. I was kind of blinded for a second as she releases a bunch of energy blowing away all my stuff I have no idea why I wasn't incinerated probably she's somehow protecting me or something.

On like the fourth energy explosion I did some exploding myself if you get my drift. So after Iron man looks in because of the explosions and starts laughing about it, and giving a “Way to go kid".


I go back to Vel who's hiding under a blanket. “You can come back out now Stark is gone now. I'm pretty sure everyone knows it's you I was with anyway. "

She blushes. “I’m sorry I hurt you."

“The good outweighed the bad there babe why how come you never did anything like that before?'

She looks sad for a second. “I’d rather not talk about it Jason and I don't even know where we're at you know. I know you told me you wanted no strings attached, and all... But I do really like you Jay."

Yeah I did say that I thought you know having fun every once and a while, and not being attached would be best since I'll likely die fighting some crook somewhere, and I don't want to leave behind any fatherless kids.

Besides that the one thing Batman taught me that I still believe is not getting emotionally involved, the problem is girls tend to get emotional about this stuff. Though what she said next surprised me. “I don't care if you date other girl or anything, you know I just want to know that I'm more than a piece of meat to you know."

Great. What I say next shocks me as well. “Want to go see a movie and get some dinner you know a real date?"

She squeals and plans the whole thing I don't get a word in edge wise, but whatever.

The next day I get the lecture from Nightwing. As I was giving his Outsiders some info on super criminals. I can't just only talk to Roy, or Jade nooo Big Brother just has to see me.

“I need to talk to you about you're relation ship with Vella."

"She's bit young for you Dick, perhaps her slutty older sister..."

“You’re not Funny Jason." He sighs. “I don't want you hurting that kid."

“And it's your business how?" I ask “She can make her own decisions."

“Well I'm going to have a talk with her any." He snipes.

“Knock your self out." I answer.

“Oh and Jason" he gets this weird grin on his face. “You’ve been tagged byBruce. Tagged with a Meme.

Dammit Batman. List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Sigh.


1: I first met Batman when I was stealing tires from the Batmobile. Though I hear n an Alternate Universe I was a circus kid like Dick.

2: Two -Face killed my Dad, or at least who I thought was my dad. I' really should pay him back for that one day.

3: At one time Batman suspected Lady Shiva could be my biological mother. Under truth serum she claimed she never had any kids, the appearance of Cass says she was lying. It'd be weird if she isn't my sister just by adoption.

4: I'm only a year older than Vella , so it's not illegal stop emailing me!

5: The woman who I thought was my mother turned me over to the Joker, and he beat me with a crowbar. Then he killed us both. I hope she's burning in Hell, betraying bitch.

6: I really have no idea how I came back , I woke up in my coffin and dug my way out, for a while I was traumatized, until Talia Al Ghul tossed me in a Lazarus Pit. I'm kinda thinking that messed up my head. Though as time goes on my mind gets more and more clear.

7: When I was Robin There was this rapist prick who got away with it because of Diplomatic Immunity. Batman as the guy was falling off the building I told Bruce that he fell and I couldn't catch him in time. Well I have confession to make; I pushed the bastard off the roof.


Now for tagging, well I was about to when Ms. Marvel walks up behind me. “Hey lover boy all SHIELD Agents are going to Latveria to bring down Doctor Doom. So get off the computer.

Sweet I hope I can slam old metal face with my crowbar.

Tagged by the Bat

I was tagged byThe Batman

And I know he's been sending those criminals, to SHIELD trying to find dirt on us. Now he sends me this annoying meme.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know. Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1 I haven't drank in years, though everyone still makes fun of my drunken days.

2 the Black Widow is lying about us never doing it. She posed for this picture and did other things that I have on tape , and I will show if asked.

3 I didn't enjoy punching Captain America in his pompous face. although he's had it coming for a while.

4 I'm actually the only one that knows all the IDs of the registered heroes.

5 Me and Reed Richards have 100 ways to make the world better and we've implemented most.

6 Spider Woman knowing about the Skrulls isn't the only reason I let her into the Avengers if you get my drift.

7 The Illuminati meetings get weirder and weirder, Dr Strange talked about his affair with a demon chick we were all disturbed.

Hmm who to tag? Wait a second there are explosions ripping through SHIELD, I summon up my armor and fly to the source of the disturbance. on Bruce Wayne is here I guess visiting Jason Todd, he runs towards the disturbance.

" Jason!" he yells in a deeper voice than the one he normally uses. We find that the source of the explosions was Jason's room and Todd was bruised and battered but he had a goofy grin on his face.

Wayne looks in disgust. " I don't want to know."

I look inside his room and find a female form hiding under a blanket. Ah seems Todd has experimenting with the Meta Human ladies. Heh if he thinks this destruction is he bad should've seen my room after my romp with She-Hulk.

Wait a second Bruce Wayne adopted Jason, Todd was a Robin...that means...


BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN!!!!!! Of course it all fits. That means his other adopted sons are Robin and Nightwing. Hahaha Well well this is some interesting info indeed. I'm going to make him suffer for tagging me with that stupid meme.