My new Identity and costume

I called Vella in because I wanted to show her this. She jumps up and down excitedly in the other room " What are you gonna show me? Huh huh? "

“You know how the others have been laughing at me because my costume looks like a "big red evil lollipop?"


“Yeah... so?" She answers trying to see me through the door separating us.

“Well, now the Red Hood is no more! Now you cute little GL feast your eyes on Red Robin!"

She stares at me for a second, likely just absorbing the awesome of my costume, and maybe getting a little lusty. Then she does something I wasn't expecting she starts laughing a lot.


“What? Why are you laughing?"


" He He! Jay, Dr. Mid-Nite called he wants his costume back."

“My costume does not look like Mid-Nite's!" I protest.

"It doesn't not look Like Dr. Mid-Nite's costume."



Dr. Mid-Nite


“Also Red Robin? I mean you know there's already a Robin right? I know you were Robin first but still I like Red Hood."

“Well Red Hood's no more I changed my registration papers and everything. And you can't talk you're wearing Hal Jordan's old suit."


She giggles. “Hal doesn't have boobies, besides all GLs wear this suit. It's a uniform for the Corps."


I'm a little embarrassed. “Well maybe I should find a girl that appreciates my costume!"

She snorts "good luck with that." She wraps her arms around my chest " I do appreciate you out of the costume though."


I break her grip after trying for a minute, good thing she wasn't holding me a full strength I still have bruises from last time she did that. “I’m not in the mood right now."


“You’re a boy you're always in mood.” She calls out to me as I leave the room.

“Not right now, I’m not!" I shake my head, and she looks like she hasn't quite got what I'm mad about. Forget it my costume is cool! I don't care what she says.

ugh

Some anonymous source gave us all this data on a massive infiltration of Skrulls in SHIELD. I bet it's the same guy who's behind those costumed idiots breaking into SHIELD bases.

Doesn't truly matter, what matters is any doubt that this isn't a full scale invasion has been thrown out the window. Whlie the "source" thinks the Skrulls were making a meta human army, The science boys here at SHIELD, say they developing other powers besides shape shifting, and using Earth grown capes to do it.

We're weeding out all the Skrulls But I need all my soldiers to do so, Black Widow, and Red hood are not answering their communicators. Looking through all the security camera I couldn't find' Tash, but I found 'Hood outside base arguing with a kid that looked like Superboy with a different costume.

I turned on the sound. “Hey nut ball! You were with my girl!" The Superboy lookin' kid shouts.

Todd grins. “Your girl? I think she has something to say about that besides it's a little early to get territorial isn't it? You had a few dates. All’s fair in love and war clone of a clone."

This saiyan girl flies in between them, I think Saiyaman's daughter. “You two idiots are trespassing on my turf. And I'm going to crush you both for putting your hands on Vella."


The two boys eyes bug out. I just chomp my cigar. Man this dating stuff is a lot moe complicated than when I was their age. But I don't give a damn about Todd's love life I just want the super kids to not kill him.

I call up a cape killer battalion, and lead them outside. Damn It Jason; if you weren't such an efficient killer, I'd have thrown you Into the Initiative training camp just get rid of you.


Then again I'd probably find The Taskmaster's head in a duffel bag right after I did that. When we get outside I see the oddest thing, The Superboy look a like fighting like he was sick. He misses ‘Hood with a punch and gets smacked in the face with crowbar. " Combo breaker!" Todd shouts.

I look down, and see a green rock on the ground. Where the Hell did Bat Boy get Kryptonite? And on the other side is one of Stark's toys that sends a supersonic pulse that Saiyan, and Kryptonian's ears bleed.

“He hits the Saiyan with his crowbar, “Three hit Combo!" He then gets this evil grimace on face." The Red Hood wins Fatality." He takes out the gun I know has Adamantium bullets in the chamber.

“Hood! Stand down!" I order. “I’m sending you into the field get your gear and wait for my orders !"

He salutes “Sir yes Sir!" Then as he walks away after grabbing the K rock, and sonic device he wipes blood of the crowbar. Adamantium crowbar, best gift ever, I almost feel bad for everything I said about Robin."

I glare at the two alien human hybrids, " Now what am I going to do with you? Maybe I should toss you both into the Negative Zone?"

The clone boy grunts. " Cadmus said the Registration Act is on hold..."

“Yes boy but Cadmus is a government facility, And you're not the original Superboy that broke all ties with the project which means you're technically my soldier. "

The saiyan girl laughs. “I’m a saiyan not bound by your rules."

I grin “But you are bound by your king's and I really want to see the look on his face when I tell him why you attacked a SHIELD Agent."

“Well if it works out he'd eventually have to accept it. "

I roll my eye. “You know you are talking about a guy that once threw a fast food clown, and a car through a window because they got his egg mcmuffin wrong But if you leave now ,and leave Agent Red Hood alone you can just go with a warning you too clone boy."

The two leave, after putting Hood, with a group that’ll invade a Skrull base i go back to looking for Tash. She's no where on base weird. Then this voice comes over the the squawk box. “General Fury Sir? Black Zero has been broken out of the Vault along with several other Supervillians."


Great this on top of everything else.

sometimes they come back That's why you have to beat them harder.

I discovered black Mask is mask, and I took a little trip to California. To pick up Spoiler. Why he killed her and I wanted to see if she'd like to return the favor. It didn't hurt to see Vella there too bad she didn't stay around long enough for mew to ask her out.

Meh.Business before pleasure. I was about to leave SHIELD HQ When Mirai pops up " listen Dick right?"

" No! It's Jason !" I shout. How is Jason that hard to remember?

“Okay don't have a nervous breakdown." Mirai Sighs. “Look it's about you and my little sister..."

Then Fury runs out screaming. “There’s been a Retcon!"

“Wait what?" Mirai asks.

“Yesterday I knew who Spider-Man was under the mask. Today I don’t Your our time travel expert Briefs. I want you working on it. "

“How do you know there was a retcon sir?" Mirai asks.

“You know how many of these I've been through since the Big War Sonny? I know okay now get on it!"

So he has to get to work, and I don't have to hear his lecture Win! I open the door to my room and get some weapons. And Brown shrieks “It’s about freaking time! I've been hanging around your room all day! People are gonna start thinking I'm your girlfriend!"

“Yeah and no one wants that." I sneer. “Get your costume we're ready to go."

After I use a teleporter to get to Gotham, we skulk around Mask's hideout, well i do. Spoiler on the other hand won't shut up.” You kissed Vella?"

“Yes."

“She didn't try to stop you?"

“With all of those powers, if she wanted to stop me she could have. Now be quiet."

" You don't get to order me around!" Stephanie gripes.

" Fine when I'm the next Batman, you won't get to be my Robin."

" What? In your dreams Todd."

I stop arguing and crash in guns blazing at Mask's hideout a seedy bar in Gotham.

“You again?" Mask Spits. “How do I get rid of you?"

“Well killing me doesn't seem to work. But we'll try on you one more maybe this time it'll stick."

I throw his last thug out of the window now it's just him and me, and I Start kicking his ass.

He distracts me with his babbling and actually hurts me a bit.








Out of know where Spoiler Attacks him with a drill where the Hell dd she get that?

The distraction was enough to for me to slash his back.

We had him beaten down. Now it was time to for Spoiler to make a choice. " Gun or knife?"

She takes the gun. Mask laughs. " You didn't do it last time, right before you died, What makes you think you gut the guts this time?"

Spoiler shoots him in the head." Batman's way go me killed once, not this time though you stupid Son of a Bitch! I'll see you in Hell." Then she turns on me "I'm only going to do this once I’m not becoming a psycho killer like you or the Punisher!"

I shrug. “You call us crazy I call us right."


" Whatever use that teleporter thing to take me home."

I do so. And I catch Vella.

“Um, maybe we should talk about the kiss." She begins.

“Did you like it ?" I ask.


" Yeah, but I'm dating someone else, well two dates so far..."

" Two dates? Yeah that doesn't sound serious; don't worry though I'm leaving you an option though. You ever want to you can find me. We'll go out, it’ll be fun."

I kiss her again, and she lets me. Heh I don't think the second Superboy clone has a chance.

New Years Day Pfft!

So it’s now the New Year. Pah! I don't care. So the rumors now are that girl that has been annoying me for some time has turned her attentions to a clone of Superboy.

Clone of a clone? He probably has three eyes or something. I should be happy, I mean she's not annoying me anymore, but I kind of miss it. Miss the attention I guess. It's not like I'm attracted to her or anything. At least I guess not.

Whatever, I decide to ring in the New Year the right way. Kill some criminals. I found this bunch of slavers You know the type of scum that kidnap people, and sell them. It seems they were sending a shipment out. Well I'm going to put a stop to that. Time to test out that Adamantium crow bar my little brother gave me.

I slam it into a couple of their knees. Some of them shoot at me I take out my gun and shoot several of them. A few others try to take me in hand to hand. Too bad, for them.

After taking them down I hear a clicking noise behind me. More guns. Okay I can take care of that. Then a big green hand slaps them all the crooks away.

" Vella ? I heard you were annoying someone else."

" Yeah I deserve that." She sighs. "Look I know how I was I'm sorry. Someone annoyed me like that recently. And again I'm sorry." My watch beeps. “What’s that?"

I smile not that she can see it under my hood. “Happy New Year."

“But um it’s no where near that..."

“West City and Gotham are in different time zones. And do you know the tradition to ring in the New year?" I take off the helmet. And kiss her. I have no idea why I did that. I guess I'm more attracted than I thought

She looks at me wide eyed. “Um ... I have to go."

She flies off, and I grab up one of the thugs. “You know what? I'm in a pretty good mood right now. So I'm going to let you and your buddies live, and go to prison, That is if you tell me whom was behind this."

“Black Mask!" he whines.

“You kidding me? He's dead! If you’re lying..."

" But your the dead Robin right? He came back a few months ago."

You know I heard something while the Question was hanging around Wayne Manor.I mean the guy said all kinds of crazy stuff but this one was a doozy if you use the Dragon ball things to bring back someone the Universe will bring back someone on the other side of the fence usually one that would be an enemy of the one wished back.

“Tell me was this around the same time the Spoiler made her appearances around Gotham again?"

“Yeah I guess." Well that's conclusive. Okay really it's not I call the Gotham Police and let them take care of these guys. Well I think I should talk to Brown. If this really is the Black Mask I think she want may a piece of sending him back to Hell.

When I'm about to go back To the SHIELD base. A voice comes out of the darkness " Red Red Robin keep Bob! Bob! Bobbin' along!"


I recognize that voice Bruce Cain, he's back huh? I take out the crowbar and he appears behind me. When I'm about to swing He knock me back with a move I know well one of Lady Shiva's moves.

“Where you been Bruce?" I ask.

"Nanda Paibot, been doing some training with my grandmother."

“Get off it!" I shout. “You are not Cassandra's son!"

“You may not want to believe it, but it's true, and you know it deep down. Look I have something to ask you to do for my favorite Aunt."

"Goten's Wife?"

“Please. Bra only ever cared about what was going on in Bra's little world. Nope it’s my father's twin sister. Be there for her, Okay? Something bad is going to happen soon."

“What?"

“Look I've thought about stopping it, but well every time I manipulated things it still turned out the same way. Seems for whatever reason it’s going to happen. So all I can do is making sure my Aunt is okay."

“Tell me what dammit!"

"Well someone is about to be 'slain.' " And with that he flies off. Why did he say "slain"like that?