Deacon's a bastard.

Yeah I hit him, That damned weasel Deacon deserved it. He was letting all of his goon squad nearly kill the saiyan. He was only supposed to be arrested not killed. He had me arrested for it.


Of all the strange little ironies in life I was put in a cell across from the Saiyan Prince. Cyclops has been passing me info from time to time, not the least of which is that The Black Widow was reassigned to Moscow for hitting Deacon who hittn' on her.


Now damn and Here I was wanting to sort out this mess with her. It's not like every SHIELD agent hasn't been hooking up with each around here for years. I don't know where this comin' from here, Eh what Am I talkin, about? I'm a man So yeah I'm interested.

But this charge that I'm using my position to get favors from female agents is just bogus! I just love the way they made those old pictures of Me and Nat from an under cover where we pretended to be husband and Wife to Get Close to an AIM cell in the area, and made them look inappropriate.

I 've been through enough of these little power grabs to know how they work, which is why I had Cyke leak some of Deacon's dirt little secrets to the media.


This ain't lookin' good for ol' Deke. Or the Registration Act. Though I had to enforce it, I hate the law. All of this bad publicity ain't be helping anything. Oh well I had some fun today as the Saiyans broke Vegeta out of his cell The Prince Back handed Deacon to the far wall. Now that was entertainment.

Oh yeah Deke was lettin' in these two stooges to beat on the weakened saiyan, apparently he wasn't too weak, Hmm I wonder how the anesthetic gas stopped pumping? Goten;s father offered to free me as well .


I told the hyper alien I wanted my day in court. So They escaped, and I hear Thor had a field day beating up his clone that's nice. It was pretty funny watching Agent Yamcha get wrapped up after the beat down his old rival gave him,. Apparently the two of them are fighting over the same woman. Odd since I though Yamcha was Gay . Goes to show you never know a person . Any way here's a pic of him after the Smackdown.



Man I wish we could have gotten Vegeta as an agent instead of Goten. Wonder man, was ok I guess having an empty skull helps when being kicked in the head. And Decon got a broken leg. Ahhh poor him. Now I can't wait to show how corrupt he is in the Court Martial.


What's really bothering me though is Tony Stark. He seems to have lost his mind. Or maybe this is the way he always was? And other heroes like Steve Rogers was keepin him in check? I know one thing somethings are gonna change when I get back in charge.

Agent Warbird: A woman's job is never done

I am so glad Scott registered, we get to send a lot of time together. I see him every day… and in between my work, at lunch or in the corridors.








Scott had to report to the Agency so I gave him a kiss goodbye... Today was my day off… So I was going to spend my day lounging

I was in my room at my apartment. The one I share with Pantha when I got a visitor…

"Don't you know knock Mr. Stark…" I fussed.

"I did but you didn't answer and I knew you were home." The Ironman stated…


He picked up a beer bottle, "You're not drinking again are you?"

"No they belong to Scott, he stay here last night." I said…

Mr. Stark gave me a stern look, "Are you sure Carol?"

I looked at him, "Yes I am sure TONY!"

"Do you think it is wise that he drinks around you?" Stark preached…

"What am I suppose to do? Tell him he can't have a few beers because I am alcoholic? Look Tony, this isn't any of your business!" I screamed

"Don't forget who was there for you Carol." Stark stated, "I need you to report to my office. I need to know who is with me?"

He walked out…. What could he mean … with him?


I reported to his office, he asked his secretary for a coffee and then shut the door… I could see my file on his desk…

"What is this about Tony? I have a date tonight…" I said… "Besides, I report to Colonel Fury."

"Not anymore you don't. Mr. Fury has been arrested." Stark stated as he sat on his desk… "He is working against SHIELD and me."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing, "Okay now it's my turn…. Have you been drinking Tony?"

He stood abruptly, "I need to know where your loyalties lie! After all, the only thing anyone saw was a has been turned lush! It was I who gave you your second chance!"

I stood, "Okay so who have you been taking @ss hole lesson from? I don't what is with you lately Stark but that was low!" I walked to the door, "I follow orders Tony, I am a good agent."

"Danvers, I want you and Cyclops to report to some photographers for some PR photos." The Ironman barked and I nodded…

After Scott and I did the PR stuff… I went home and took a shower, after we went out on a very romantic night…



Our date could have been better but not much fun with Vampires running around and all that is happening…

Scott told me that Fury gave him a secret assignment….

"Stark is all over me… He looks at me as if I was the enemy." I said…

"I know the feeling, I am getting it at the mansion too.." Scott informed me…

I spent the night at the mansion and we were getting pretty comfortable when Logan busted in…

"Hey bub! I want a word with Carol!" Logan stated…

"Logan can't you see we are busy?" Scott yelled

Wolverine smirked, "SO I am saving you from embarrassing yourself… Carol come on I want to talk to you!"



I went into the hall way and Logan grabbed me and pulled me downstairs, "Logan what is it?"

As I walked into the den I see Captain America, "Hello Carol"


"You are under arrest!" I yell…

"and who is going to help you with the arresting?" The Captain stated

I tried to call for Scott but Logan grabbed my mouth, "Look doll we just need to talk."

"Warbird, I am not the criminal here…" Steve sighed…

The Army Wants You!

Man, this is going to be pretty cool. SHIELD Agent Cylops, license to kill. Oh yeah!

And the best part is I finally get to fight something other than mutants. I can't wait to let loose with my optic blast on some HYDRA goons. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel after having to tangle with Juggernaut and Apocalypse and those types for all these years. Those humans are toast!

My meeting with Colonel Fury is in just a few minutes. He's been in the army since like forever. I wonder how come he isn't a general yet? He must have really pissed off someone somewhere.

"Next," the secretary said absently as a young uniformed girl walked out of Fury's office.

I rushed in. "Agent Cyclops reporting for duty!"

Bad idea, after bad idea.

Black Widow kissed me in the middle of the Battle with the Vampires. It's nice to know this old warhorse has still got it after all these years. I can't think of that now . We have to stop these damned blood suckers.


Agent Mirai, and his l brother went back to Capsule Corp. Those damned muties were supposed to bring his daughter back here, but they've disappeared . And Deacon keeps going' over my head with his bad ideas.

I wanted to be up front with Mirai., We could have just brought her in for any tests, but now Well I know He's going to be angry with all of us after this. Like that damned psychotic Thor Clone that . Stark, Richards and Pym whipped up wasn't bad enough.

What's worse the real Thor has been sighted off and on . One of those sightings was before the Civil War helping out Vegeta. This ain't good. Though in the Short term it could be a good thing if he'll help stop the monster mash out here.

Now My superiors have come up with two new brilliant plans, someone has reported vegeta will be back on Earth. Also He'll be fighting Onslaught. The plan is To wait until after the battle, Then Tony Stark will lead a squad, of registered d heroes and Thunderbolts to take him down.

I personally don't like this. He The saiyan maybe a nut, but he's powerful nut. maybe powerful enough to take out the vamps, and werewolves especially with that dragon flame power he's rumored to have acquired.

Also let's not get into the fact that I suspect the anonymous tipster, is Guy Abrams, AKA The Henchman. Well I was overruled and The cape killers are going after the Prince. Now Get this , while I'm planning about SHIELD's next move against the freak armies Baron Zemo , And Tony Stark decide it's time to bother me.

Zemo Has basically joined us with his Thunderbolts team . They are ex- villains . The problem is They're capturing villains, and getting to work with us. They talk to me about getting some kind of freakish Super saiyan to work with us.

To get them to stop bothering me I say yes. Zemo opens a portal using the stolen Kree moonstones. And this thing comes out of it.

Stark releases the control nanites for him to breathe in. Then Zemo rants. " yes this creature is powerful magnificent!"

" Who.......are ........you?" this eyelidless weirdo struggles to get out.

" " Your intelligence , is way to low to be of any help to us, lucky for you the moon stones can increase your IQ to where you can take orders."

The stones glow then the thing , screams . " At last! My mind is no longer clouded! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

I order Brolly immediately locked up . I don't trust him no matter how sure Stark is that he's under our control. I order the Black widow back to the Helicarrier to watch Stark, and Zemo to make sure all is on the up and up .

Still there's something I don't like about this mutant saiyan.

From the missions breifing report of Natasha Romanova - CODENAME: Black WIdow

"Black Widow get in here NOW!" Mr. Fury yelled…

I looked at the viewer the news was flashing all kinds of photos at… SHI.

Nick looked at me, "Is Miss Ishikawa still locked up?"

"Yes…" I said in disbelief of the image before me… "Do you want me to investigate?"

"NO I am sending this one to Carol and Scott… Vampirella didn't know Scott is a SHIELD agent now and sent him an invite to a Party. I need you to hunt down this Blade character… Find out what happened in Palatka Florida. " Nick buzzed the door and through me the file on Blade…

Alter ego: Eric Brooks
Previous affiliations: Bloodshadows
Ogun Strong
Quincy Harker
Nightstalkers
The Nine
Midnight Sons
Noah Abraham Van Helsing
Notable aliases: Daywalker, Frank Blade, SwitchBlade
Notable powers: Regeneration, supernatural strength, speed, ability to sense supernatural creatures, martial artist

After I study my assignment I head of.....

Nick Fury : Damn this war!

From the logs Of Col. Nicholas Fury.


Here I sit trying to figure where the Hell I went wrong. After the whole Stamford mess The people cried out for us to do something about the super humans running around free in the country. The Registration Act was born from that.

This has been like hitting a hornet's nest. Captain America basically spit in my face, beat the hell out of many of my best agents , and gathered his own forces. I hate to try to arrest Cap He's been my friend for Years, Another Friend of mine Wolverine, just joined Cap, and it's a mess .


The two biggest PR debacle, has been the war with the saiyans ;and Superman deciding to go against the law. First off I didn't want to provoke Vegeta, and Goku and their kids. My superiors, insisted on the heavy handed approach.

Yeah that well. Thor was captured , And everyone was surprised. We our intel on this guy was he was all talk, if he met with someone as strong as him he would crumble like a house of cards.

Well whoever said that didn't figure that guy would be such a tough son of a bitch. I should have listened to his kid Mirai more. He said his Father wouldn't back down. He was right. He took All Thor's lightening and snow and just plain beatings and fought till he won..

Now Superman , well he can be beaten by Kryptonite. The problem is he goes down instant symbol of everything we're doing wrong here. Now my superiors are taking up that nut case Lex Luthor's deal, to take him down.

This is the worst idea they can ever come up with this nutcase, has tried to rule the world on different occasions. If it was up to me I would jut put a bullet in his cueball head and be done with it . I don't like what this war's making us do. And there's only so far I'll go before I'll quit.